Toigle

Toigle

The name’s Toigle. And pronounce it correctly. It’s “toy-gull”. I hate when people get it wrong. It’s not Tiggle or Toyglee; It’s Toigle! And yes I‘m your common ground turtle. But look out, I don’t show myself off like some of those fancy schmancy turtles. I keep a low profile. You might see me in your lawn or crossing your driveway. 

Occasionally I even venture to cross streets, so keep your eyes out. You wouldn’t believe how many of my friends, with cracked shells, I’ve had to bury because one of you stupid drivers are not paying attention. Hey, we have a right to the roads too!

And trust me I like where I live. I can hide in the weeds or bushes when I need some privacy. I can roam in the open when I want to bask in the sun. I’ll even let you pick me up for a short time so you can learn more about turtles, but don’t plan on keeping me. I had a cousin once, lived in an apartment in the Bronx; lived in a little tank for almost 14 years. The keepers thought that putting in two rocks and a little water was enough to give him exercise. No wonder he walked so slow. His muscles obviously atrophied. Yeah he got fed well, but you wouldn’t believe where they kept him. His tank was by an open window that overlooked an empty alley. No bushes, no trees, just windows of other apartments. Talk about boring. And that tank sat right over a radiator. It was nice and cozy warm when the winter came and the window was closed, but when the stupid keepers left the window open and the radiator wasn’t on. We’re talking ice age. I’m amazed how he survived in those ice packs followed by saunas. We’re talking 14 years. No way I could do that.

So pick me up, look see, then put me back down. Do that and I may stick around. Otherwise first chance I get I’m gone. Don’t even bother looking for me. You’ve been warned. 

And if you haven’t got it yet, just remember, the name’s Toigle.

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Everyday Objects

Toigle

The name’s Toigle. And pronounce it correctly. It’s “toy-gull”. I hate when people get it wrong. It’s not Tiggle or Toyglee; It’s Toigle! And yes I‘m your common ground turtle. But look out, I don’t show myself off like some of those fancy schmancy turtles. I keep a low profile. You might see me in your lawn or crossing your driveway. 

Occasionally I even venture to cross streets, so keep your eyes out. You wouldn’t believe how many of my friends, with cracked shells, I’ve had to bury because one of you stupid drivers are not paying attention. Hey, we have a right to the roads too!

And trust me I like where I live. I can hide in the weeds or bushes when I need some privacy. I can roam in the open when I want to bask in the sun. I’ll even let you pick me up for a short time so you can learn more about turtles, but don’t plan on keeping me. I had a cousin once, lived in an apartment in the Bronx; lived in a little tank for almost 14 years. The keepers thought that putting in two rocks and a little water was enough to give him exercise. No wonder he walked so slow. His muscles obviously atrophied. Yeah he got fed well, but you wouldn’t believe where they kept him. His tank was by an open window that overlooked an empty alley. No bushes, no trees, just windows of other apartments. Talk about boring. And that tank sat right over a radiator. It was nice and cozy warm when the winter came and the window was closed, but when the stupid keepers left the window open and the radiator wasn’t on. We’re talking ice age. I’m amazed how he survived in those ice packs followed by saunas. We’re talking 14 years. No way I could do that.

So pick me up, look see, then put me back down. Do that and I may stick around. Otherwise first chance I get I’m gone. Don’t even bother looking for me. You’ve been warned. 

And if you haven’t got it yet, just remember, the name’s Toigle.

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Everyday Objects

Everyday Objects

I love music. Not just any music, folk music. Not the electric kind, more so the acoustic sounds that are made by both real and inventive instruments. Let me be more specific; strings and rhythm instruments are my favorites. Guitar, violin, mandolin are all instruments that I’ve played. I’ve also tried viola and string bass. 

I’ve never played drums, my neighbors wouldn’t have appreciated it, and didn’t have much success with piano. Reading music wasn’t my forte. 

Getting involved with folk music, introduced me to another form of instruments. Some are real and others more comedic used in performances that make satire out of classical music, such as P.D.Q. Bach. How many of you know how to play a left-handed sewer flute or a bicycle?

I really enjoy dabbling with these inventive instruments. Here are a few of those that I’ve played spoons, hand saw, bones, nose flute (affectionately called a humanatone), washboard, Jew’s harp (or Jaw harp), washtub bass, and the ever-popular shower hose (A shower hose connected to a funnel on one end and a trumpet mouthpiece on the other).

I even played, in performance, with a community band a piece that called for a vacuum cleaner. There were three called for in the piece and I was the lead vacuumist.

In 1980, our middle school band went to England to meet a marching kazoo band and perform. I was one of the chaperones and even did a quick study on saxophone to help out. We had to fill out a questionnaire about ourselves so that we could each be placed with families that lived there. On mine I noted two things, I pick up accents naturally, so people shouldn’t be offended if I start talking in their dialect, and that I tend to make instruments out of everyday objects. 

When we got to England another teacher and I were placed with a lovely old woman in Forest Town in Mansfield. Obviously, she and the bus driver that was driving us around had all read my survey answers. I was inundated with “Can you say this, “Dun’s dun” and the like. It’s sometimes hard for me to talk with an accent on the spot, most of the time it comes naturally. Though in this case, I didn’t have much trouble with that. It was then that they started bringing out objects, like a stovepipe and asked, “Can you make music out of this?” In that, I was really challenged, but I managed.

Nowadays I sometimes bring out my strange instruments and share them with elementary school classes I’m subbing in, especially when they are studying a science unit on sound. 

It’s easy to make a homemade kazoo with waxed paper and a comb, but can you imagine what a $20 marching kazoo looks like. I can.

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Where do you get your ideas from?

 

Where do you get your ideas from?

Good writers have incredible childhoods. They have all sorts of stories about growing up and the adventures they had continuing on through adulthood. Every day there are exciting things to write about. I envy them. Ever since I was a child I wanted to be a writer and write stories that everyone would flock to and read.  My problem was my parents never told stories; their lives were boring. As to my youth and growing up, it can be summed up in one word, “insipid”. 

So here I am at 6 o’clock on a Thursday evening bemoaning my fate, as usual, while riding the bus back to my shack of a home, the bus starting to fill up, and wondering as usual will I ever get inspiration for a story. 

It was standing room only on this trip home. Most of the people on the bus were either looking at their phones or zoning out with earbuds on. Sitting next to me was a fashionably attired, older businessman, looking a bit nervous. I can only describe the person standing over both of us as a shoddily dressed, unkempt thug. He seemed to be addressing the businessman. 

“So youse got the money?” the shoddy man spoke in a low voice, though loud enough for me to hear.

“Yes,” the man replied. ‘Twenty grand all in low denominations in a briefcase that I left where you told me to. How do I know you won’t just take the money and skip town, without doing what I’m paying you for?”

“Hey!” was the reply, “I’se got my reputation to uphold. Don’t you worry your pretty little suit about it. When I’m done, they won’t even find pieces of da dame.”

“And you’re sure I won’t be implicated? I’ve got a reputation too, not to mention the money I expect to inherit as the only heir left alive.”

The big goon laughed, “Youse ain’t gonna be involved, because youse not the guy they’s gonna be lookin’ for. The knife I use is small and disposable, and even if dey find it, all the fingerprints belong to some other schnook. He won’t even know it’s missing until it’s too late.”

The bus had reached Pennington street, my stop, and I got up to get off when the ruffian brushed into me.

“Excuse me,” I said.

“Whatever, youse gonna make sometin’ of it?”

I said nothing and left quietly. That was weird. I went home, had an early dinner, watched some old reruns of MacGyver and went to bed. 

Friday morning I woke up, showered, got dressed, grabbed the newspaper, sat down to a bowl of cereal and read the headlines.

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INDUSTRIALIST’S WIFE DISAPPEARS. FOUL PLAY SUSPECTED!

Early last night, a dismembered body of a middle-aged adult female was found in a local trash bin outside the Pennington Street bus station. This seems to coincide with the reported disappearance of industrialist T. G. Friday’s wife, Irene. Analysis of the blood samples from the scene appear to match those of Ms. Friday. Also found at the scene was a small pocket knife. Fingerprints were found on the knife as well as bloodstains. It is suggested that this might have be the murder weapon. Police are looking for any clues or witnesses to the crime or whereabouts of Ms. Friday. 

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After finishing breakfast, I left for work. When I got to the bus stop there was police tape all over the area. All buses were being rerouted; none were going to stop here today. I had to take a cab to work. 

On the ride, I thought about all the luck other people have in finding stories. I thought about the news article and the story that would be written by the person who finds the killer. I bet they make a bundle selling that story. 

As I left to pay for the cab, I put my hand in my pocket and that’s when I noticed it, or should I say the lack of it. It should have been there! Being a big MacGyver fan, I have kept a pocket knife with me at all times. You never know when you might need one. I only take it out of my pocket pretty much to wash my pants. I frantically searched all my pockets but it wasn’t there. I also noticed a number of police cars in front of my building. 

It was the last day of my work week. T.G.I.F was just about to come up with a whole new meaning. 

 

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The Call of Music

The Call of the Music

I am a folk music and storytelling junkie. I love listening to old folk songs and spend most of my driving nowadays listening to stories. I wasn’t always that way.

I always liked music and even played the guitar and harmonica in my youth, but it wasn’t until I got my first teaching job, that really got into folk. A colleague of mine suggested that I go and see the Philadelphia Folk Festival (https://pfs.org/philadelphia-folk-festival/). This is a three day festival of music and food that takes place every summer in an old farm north of Philadelphia. You pay for admission for the weekend and there must be some local inns or motels where you can stay, but the majority of the people that attend camp out right on the grounds in an area that is set aside for camping.  It’s sort of the folk version of Woodstock. Only this happens annually. There are folk singers and groups from all over the world that perform. There’s a children’s area where storytellers, jugglers and children’s performers display their talents. There are open areas for people to just bring their instruments and jam. Though the incredible jamming that goes on happens all night throughout the campground. And thousands of people attend.

Once introduced to the Philly folk festival, I was hooked. Coming back to the start of school left me energized to add so many more songs to my classroom. 

It also got me to go to the Clearwater Revival Festival (https://www.clearwaterfestival.org/) in Croton-on -the-Hudson, New York. This one I believe was started by Pete Seeger. It too had multiple stages and lots of people. For this one, there wasn’t camping, but it was close enough to my sister’s house in New Jersey that I could travel to daily. It is every year in June.

Then there was the Old Songs Festival (https://festival.oldsongs.org/) in Altamont, New York, also in the Summer each year. Only for this one, I gave up on camping and chose the comfort of local motels. Old songs not only included multiple stages but dancing also.

I got to know a lot more about folk music through these festivals. I even went to some music camps, Pinewoods Music and Dance camp (https://www.pinewoods.org/camp-sessions/session-schedule/) in Plymouth, Massachusetts

and Fiddle and Dance camp (https://ashokan.org/camps/) in Ashokan, New York. 

As I said, I became a Folk junkie. 

Then there was storytelling. Some of which I got interested in through the folk festivals, but more so by going to the National Storytelling Festival (https://www.storytellingcenter.net/festival/) in Jonesborough, Tennessee. 

Each of those festivals and camps, provided me with experiences that created the person that you see today. It even helped, by chance or fate, to find the person I love and married.

But that’s a tale for another day. 

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A Day to Celebrate

A Day to Celebrate

If you look at a yearly calendar, you will find certain celebratory dates that are on pretty much all of them. Valentine’s Day, Easter, Passover, Mothers  Day, Memorial Day, Fathers Day, Labor Day, Veterans Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Chanukah. I’m sure that there are more. For all these days, there is pre-planning that needs to be done, expectations of foods to be served, possibly presents to give. You get the idea. 

You would think that these few celebratory dates would be enough. Not so fast. If you search the web, you can find a celebratory event for every day of the year. Here are just a few for the year 2019: Jan. 4- National Spaghetti Day, Feb. 6 – National Chopsticks Day, March 14 – National Pi Day, April 7 – National Beer Day, May 17 – National Bike to Work Day, June 24 – International Fairy (or Faery) Day, July 6 – International Kissing Day, Aug.5 – National Underwear Day, Sept. 12 – National Video Games Day, Oct. 22 – National Nut Day, Nov. 16th – National Fast Food Day, and Dec. 14 – International Monkey Day.  You can find them all at http://www.holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/. As you can see there is not a day in the year that there is not something that we must do, plan for and celebrate. 

With that in mind, I see no reason not to declare a new day for celebration: International Do Nothing day. This day is perfect for those of us that are tired of celebrating every minuscule event or trivial food or action that is done and those of us that spend our money to continue to support the Hallmark, and the like, card industry.

IDND is simple to celebrate. Do whatever you want.  It can be on your own or with others. You will not be held accountable for anything that was supposed to be done that day, not at work and not at home. And it’s international, that means that wherever you are in the world it is accepted and celebrated. Here’s the good part: Since scheduled celebrations are one of the major factors in stress and annoyance, International Do Nothing Day is not scheduled. You may declare it any day of the year you want, and it can’t be held against you.

Some celebratory holidays have songs that go with them: Christmas has its carols, New Year’s has Auld Lang Syne, birthdays have “Happy birthday”, Memorial and Veterans day have their marches, etc.  Well, you’ll be pleased to know that International Do Nothing day has it’s own song also:

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International Do Nothing Day

Sung to the tune of Nowhere Man by John Lennon and Paul McCartney

It’s a real nothing day

No have-to’s, just time to play

Celebrate in your own way with nobody.

 

Read a book or maybe two

Write your memoir when you’re through

Take a nap or hang out with your somebody.

 

Chorus

Let it go. Don’t do it

It’s your time, renew it

Spend your day

With nothing at all to stand in your way

 

Blank your mind of things to do

One day late will not hurt you

Nothing is expected of us all

 

Chorus

 

Let the world just pass on by

Today’s the day no need to try

Do nothing day is meant for you and me

 

Tag

Do nothing day is meant for you and me.

Do nothing day is meant for you and me!


So I say, let’s all band together and get our nations to proclaim to the world that they should establish, International Do Nothing day! I’d love to help you, but today, I’m celebrating my Do Nothing Day and I have other things planned. 

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If you would like to hear the song click here: International Do Nothing Day theme

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My Magical Weapon

My Magical Weapon

It’s hard to think about the magical weapon that I possess. The reason being, that I don’t consider it out of the ordinary, no matter how many times I’ve had to use it. It’s not even secret, I don’t even try to conceal it. 

When I come upon conflicting parties in a major dispute, I just unleash my weapon and use it to save the situation at hand. At least I try to. It is powerful, yet doesn’t use much energy.

I was once in a situation where I found a totally distraught individual. They had been beaten down emotionally. They had lost the power to fight back and was ready to give in to their despair and loss. I gathered up the energy from my weapon and released its power. Consumed with the power, I let it caress the worn and broken down victim. And though the problem that initiated the stress was not solved, its power was diminished. No longer could it control its prey. The gray skies that had filled the sky began to show patches of blue.

I don’t always get thanked for my weapon’s assistance; sometimes it isn’t even acknowledged. I seek no reward. It just is what I carry with me, to use when needed. Though magical, it is far from unique. Hopefully, when used, it imparts pieces of itself in those that I do aid. That, if anything, is its purpose.

My secret weapon goes by many names, “kindness”, “compassion”, “empathy”, “love”. Keep an eye out for it. You may even own it yourself.

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Excuses, Excuses

Excuses, Excuses – Why can’t I write anything today.

1. I always look to television to get ideas about what to write about. I’ve decided to binge-watch, “The Game of Thrones”. There are lots of plots to choose from and wonderful character development to inspire me, and I do love stories with dragons. I just finished Season 2. It shouldn’t take me long to finish the whole series and then I’ll get down to writing.

2. I now keep a notebook by my bedside table where I write down thoughts and ideas I have every night before I go to sleep. That also means that I can’t read through it until then either; my bedroom is off-limits during the day, you see, I’m not allowed to nap. This actually makes it impossible for me to write, until I’m asleep.

3. I designate a specific time every day to write. If I miss that time, I can’t write. I need to keep to a rigid schedule. My problem today is that I can’t remember what time I set for writing. It may have already passed.

4. Ijammedboththumbsplayingvolleyball,soIhavenowaytopressthespacebarwhile

Itypemywritingpiecetoday.ThereforeIcannottypemystory.Ifsomeonevolunteered

toscribeformeImightbeabletodoit.

5. My boss actually found a piece of my writing that criticized the work that he was doing. He’s now set down a rule that anyone with the initials HH must wear safety mittens all day to prevent injuries. I guess this new rule I have to follow while working at the sewing thread company might inhibit me from writing today.

6. The only materials that I have today are blank paper and a pen with invisible ink. Since you wouldn’t be able to read what I write anyway, why bother to write. 

7. Someone handed me a paper that said that today’s writing piece was to be a favorite memory piece. Someone also just told me that I was recently released from a hospital after suffering from traumatic amnesia. If I ever figure out who I am, maybe I’ll be able to write about a favorite memory.

8. I can’t write today, because I’ve developed an allergic reaction to creative thought. 

9. After wracking my brains all day yesterday to come up with an idea to write about, I decided to binge-sleep today to recover. You may get my writing tomorrow.

10. I had a doctor’s appointment today. I’m not going to tell you what it was for. However, he did warn me that if I chose to write today, it could have deadly consequences. I’d rather not risk it. Sorry.

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We’re Free

We’re Free

The year was 1961.  I was in 5th grade at P.S. 81 in the Bronx. Those were the days where students were tracked based on academic achievement. So the -1 classes were the top students, down to the – 4 classes that were the lower academic classes. As I was advancing through elementary school I bounced around in the academic numbering. I don’t know where I was placed in Kindergarten or 1st grade, but based on the report cards from elementary school that I still have, I was in class 2-2 in second grade, where I must have exceeded expectations, for I was in class 3-1 in third grade. I’m not sure what happened in 3rd grade, but whatever it was, it was decided I was not one of the academically enriched student candidates; my placement in 4th grade was 4-3. I had issues, I guess, especially since at one point for disciplinary reasons they put me back in a third-grade class for three days, during that school year. You can read more about that here: http://www.hdhstory.net/Storyblog/?p=1334 

Despite my discipline and academic regression, I was promoted to class 5-2 the next year and subsequently to class 6-2 the following year, before I left my elementary school to journey on to Junior High School.

But it was in 1961, in fifth grade, that my most memorable year of school occurred. And it was all because of my teacher, Miss Hurrell. 

Our class sizes were not small in those days. My 5th-grade class had 31 students in it  (16 boys, 15 girls), which would be dwarfed a year later in sixth grade where my class had 37 students (15 boys, 22 girls).

The class was made up of a heterogeneous group of characters some motivated, some not, some active, some shy, some loud, some antsy. You get the idea. You’ll notice in the class picture I’m the shortest one in the class (second row, far right). Looking over the class, I can still name most of the kids in that class. Miss Hurrell may have been one of the tallest teachers that I ever had. She always had a smile on her face and was very soft-spoken. I don’t remember her ever yelling at us.

We were graded on our report cards in areas such as Social behavior, Work and Study Habits, Language Arts (Reading, Oral and Written Expression), Social Studies, Mathematics, Science, and Other Areas (Health Education, Music, Art, Crafts…) The grades in each area were Excellent, Good, Fair, or Unsatisfactory. There were three marking periods. As I look through my old report cards from P.S. 81, a pattern to my grades is very clear.  I would start the year mostly in the Fair to Good Range, though there were a number of Unsatisfactory marks. By the second semester, there was some improvement and more by the last semester. I rarely got excellent in anything. Fifth grade was the outlier. Miss Hurrell never gave me any Unsatisfactory or Fair grades. I was Good from the start and even ended the year with two Excellent grades in Language Arts. I have to assume that she graded similarly with all of the other students because there were no complaints. That class loved her and would do anything for her. For once we had someone who appreciated us for all the quirks we exhibited and we were encouraged to grow.

All this love and praise came to head when Miss Hurrell had to leave one afternoon and they couldn’t find a substitute teacher for her. It was the practice at the time that if your teacher was out for a partial day, you would either have a substitute teacher or your class would be split up between other classes in the school. On this particular afternoon, it was decided not to split up our class. The only alternative left was to leave our class free and unattended for the afternoon. Today, that would be an unthinkable alternative. In fact, I’m pretty sure that it was an unthinkable alternative at that time too.

Despite its potential outcomes, Miss Hurrell convinced the powers that be to let our class remain intact, by ourselves for the afternoon. She provided work for us to do and had other teachers in the building stop in periodically to see how we were doing. All I remember from that afternoon was that you could hear a pin drop in the classroom. We were focused and diligent in the tasks that she left for us. I do remember teachers popping into the room periodically and by the look on their faces, they were amazed at how well we did on our own. They never stayed very long.

Miss Hurrell’s belief and trust in us was well-founded for that one day. We were given our freedom and we did not abuse it. Our class got many compliments and the feeling that I retained from the whole experience has lasted a long time.

It should be noted that Miss Hurrell never attempted to duplicate that experience again. Probably a good choice on her part. 

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To be brave…

To Be Brave

“There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid.” L. Frank Baum

I’m a storyteller and musician. Don’t let anyone fool you into thinking that every time a performer stands up in front of an audience there is not some sense of foreboding. Granted, for the most part, there is no danger involved in telling stories or singing to adults or children in public; but fears and anxieties do exist. The fears usually fall into the categories of forgetting a part of the song or story, audience distractions, weak participation, or a bad review. I’ve never performed, whether it be to a crowd or even to an individual, where I didn’t have some fear inside of me that said, “This might not work out for you today.” 

In spite of that fear, I go forward and perform. Do I make mistakes?… Yes. Does my audience always participate as I want?… No. Are there distractions?… Lots of times. But I haven’t quit yet.

In my opinion, to claim to have no fear demonstrates a lack of involvement and caring. To be so confident that you are going to do everything correctly and be a star is just plain ego. And be assured the audience gets that. 

Imagine a performance where the teller stands up, looks out above the audience and just says, “Well, you know, once upon a time, yada, yada, yada and they all lived happily ever after. Right?” That’s confidence. No fear there. The teller knows everything, he’s done it time and time again. And the audience always loves him, after all, they clapped at the end. Maybe not.

Now imagine a performer who thinks about those fears, acknowledges them and continues to perform, no matter how many times they’ve performed the same story, by standing in front of that audience, knowing that they might mess up and they might not get the reaction they want; that’s bravery. The teller loses themself in the story once they begin and lets the fear guide their telling rather than inhibit it. That’s bravery. “Once upon a time, a long time ago, there was a teller of tales. He looked out at the people, focused on a single face and became the story, not the teller.”  And so the tale begins. 

Bravery doesn’t come from being self-assured and fearless. It comes from knowing what you fear and letting it remind you to do the best you can despite those fears. It acknowledges that sometimes you win and sometimes you lose. It allows you to try new things and become what you are meant to be. 

Brave.

 

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