{"id":4401,"date":"2025-02-28T12:58:27","date_gmt":"2025-02-28T17:58:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/?p=4401"},"modified":"2025-02-28T12:58:27","modified_gmt":"2025-02-28T17:58:27","slug":"pizza-anyone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/?p=4401","title":{"rendered":"Pizza anyone?"},"content":{"rendered":"

The writing prompt was \u201cDon\u2019t drop the pizza!\u201d We had 5 minutes to write.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

Pizza anyone?<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cDon\u2019t drop the pizza!\u201d, she said.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cWhy would I do that?\u201d he replied<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cBecause that is what you do. Every time you want to act like a fancy waiter, you drop whatever you\u2019re holding,\u201d she said.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cDo you think that I do that intentionally?\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cNo,\u201d she said, \u201c you\u2019re just clumsy and an idiot. Just hand me the pizza.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

He looked at her and called out, \u201cHere, catch,\u201d making a motion to throw.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cLook out!\u201d She screamed, but it was too late.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

She knew that he was just faking the throw, but also saw the cat cross his path.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0There is no 5 second rule on pizza. Once pizza hits the ground it\u2019s a goner.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cI give up,\u201d she said. \u201cNext time we eat out at the pizza place.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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