{"id":4022,"date":"2024-04-16T00:05:50","date_gmt":"2024-04-16T04:05:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/?p=4022"},"modified":"2024-04-15T11:30:58","modified_gmt":"2024-04-15T15:30:58","slug":"n-narcissistic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/?p=4022","title":{"rendered":"N – Narcissistic"},"content":{"rendered":"

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N – Narcissistic<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>My name is Norman. You should have heard of me because I am a wealthy, wonderfully talented, great-to-know person. There is nothing that I can\u2019t do and won\u2019t do when asked. <\/span><\/p>\n

Ask me about any of my experiences.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Did I climb Mt. Everest? Yep.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

How about breaking the speed record for running a mile? Yep.<\/span><\/p>\n

I can hold my breath for over five minutes.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

My invention of spy satellite technology has amassed a fortune. If you look me up in the book Who\u2019s Who in the World<\/span>, I’m listed<\/span>. You might find that book hard to find, but I assure you, I\u2019m listed in it.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019m not afraid of heights. I\u2019ve scaled the Burj Khalifa in Dubai, which is the tallest structure in the world, by myself with nothing but my strength, agility, and endurance.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019m an unlisted name on the patent for the first Apple computer. I trained Steve Jobs, but you won\u2019t find that listed in any biography of Steve.<\/span><\/p>\n

Most of my wealth comes from my astute knowledge of the banking world and well-placed investments. I didn\u2019t even need an advisor to guide me.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Women fawn over me. Too many famous women to count wanted to marry me. Men are just jealous of my success. I could easily have been elected President of the United States during the last election. That\u2019s how popular I am, but at age 24, I wasn\u2019t eligible to run. And don\u2019t think I won\u2019t in 2032.<\/span><\/p>\n

So, remember my name, Norman Hackenforger.<\/span><\/p>\n

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If you haven\u2019t heard of me before, you certainly will soon enough. You\u2019ll have to wait until this bogus trial for forgery and hacking into the U.S. Treasury system is resolved. It\u2019s amazing how witnesses lie just to make their names known and sell their books.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

By the way, my new book, <\/span>You\u2019re the Best: The Official Biography of Norman Hackenforger<\/span> will be released about the same time I am.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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