{"id":3736,"date":"2023-08-05T14:46:27","date_gmt":"2023-08-05T18:46:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/?p=3736"},"modified":"2023-08-05T18:04:39","modified_gmt":"2023-08-05T22:04:39","slug":"the-podcast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/?p=3736","title":{"rendered":"The Podcast"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Podcast <\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

Welcome to my new podcast by Funny Frogs, the after-dinner activity that will surely get your family jumping.<\/span><\/p>\n

Hi, I\u2019m Ronald your host of Risque Ramblings. Today\u2019s guest is my good friend Harvey. He\u2019s here to tell you all about the risque things that he does.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cExcuse me, Ronald. That\u2019s not what you said your podcast was about.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Ronald continued, \u201cHarvey is ever the joker, always making humorous comments about the happenings in his life. What are you up to these days?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cA\u2026 Ronald, this wouldn\u2019t be another one of your joyful jaunts to get me in hot water with the world, would it?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cWhy no, not at all,\u201d was Ronald\u2019s reply. \u201cThis is a hyper happy hour, Harv, no sublime shenanigans here. Just tell the public what risque things you are up to.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cCan I refuse?\u201d was my quick response. <\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cYou\u2019re ever the joker, Harvey. Trying to make those girls out there online giggle? This is our podcast about risque activities. I know you do some. So what\u2019s your story?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cYou, Ronald, are my story. Anything that I\u2019ve ever done that might even remotely be considered risque was initiated by you. Not only that, I\u2019m always the one that takes the fall, whereas you always seem to disappear at the appropriate moment that I get caught.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cThat\u2019s a great thought; too bad it couldn\u2019t possibly be true. I am the pillar of virtue. Ask any of the loyal fans of this podcast.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cRonald, this is your first podcast; how can you have loyal fans?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cOh, they\u2019re there. Just go out and ask anyone you see in our audience.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cWe\u2019re in your kitchen,\u201d I pointed out. \u201cNobody\u2019s here but me, your fruit salad, and you with a nutty idea for a podcast.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cThe lines are teaming in with questions for you, Harvey. Shall we go to the text messages?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cBy all means,\u201d I said, \u201cWhich web browser are you using?\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n

Ronald looked at me quizzically, \u201cWhat\u2019s a web browser?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cWhat you need on the internet to get connected so you can broadcast a podcast.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cOh, that! Of course, I\u2019m using one of those. I\u2019m using the good one.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cI think it is time for you to return to your room and play Funny Frogs yourself. By the way, what exactly are Funny Frogs, and how are they sponsoring you?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Ronald suddenly stood up as he looked out the window and said, \u201cI think I hear my dad calling me. I\u2019ll talk to you later.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Ronald got up and rushed from the kitchen.<\/span><\/p>\n

At that moment, the door opened, and Ronald\u2019s mother walked in. The look on her face was not a happy one. It might have had something to do with the fruit salad sitting in front of me and the mess surrounding it, of electronic equipment and fruit debris, that someone was supposed to have cleaned up before she came home. <\/span><\/p>\n

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