{"id":2555,"date":"2021-04-28T00:01:47","date_gmt":"2021-04-28T04:01:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/?p=2555"},"modified":"2022-12-01T09:31:05","modified_gmt":"2022-12-01T14:31:05","slug":"x-x-spring-and-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/?p=2555","title":{"rendered":"X- X-Spring and more"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/XX.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-2412\" src=\"http:\/\/hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/XX.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"110\" height=\"110\" srcset=\"http:\/\/hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/XX.jpg 200w, http:\/\/hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/XX-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 110px) 100vw, 110px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><b>X &#8211; X-Spring and more<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">As I began to keep a writer\u2019s notebook, I decided to add a glossary section. It wasn\u2019t a dictionary in the real sense. It did list words and define them, however, most of the words that I put in my glossary were not real words. They were made up except some of the words I came across in my readings or science lectures that were so weird I had to add them to my inventive word dictionary even though they were actually real words, such as \u201cfrass\u201d which is caterpillar poop. Not a word that you are going to use very often, but a good word to know when you need to scream out profanity and don\u2019t want to offend anyone (except maybe caterpillars).<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The bulk of the words that I collected came from my son, probably from when he was between six and twelve years old.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Here are some of the invented words that I collected and are in the notebook:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">X-Spring: looks like and feels like Spring, but it\u2019s not really Spring<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.\u00a0 This was a great way to describe warm days in winter. Of course, that led to the words X-Winter, X-Summer, and X-Fall.\u00a0 So now you know that even though it is officially Spring, when you get a day as we\u2019ve had during the last few weeks, and the temperatures went down to the low 40s and 30s, that it wasn\u2019t an abnormal temperature day for Spring, it was just an X-Winter day.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Slits: those travel brochures you see in pockets as you enter a hotel or information center.<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> There are numerous places that have slits just waiting for you to grab and trying to sell you some product or invite you to an event. Even car dealers have slits. My family still uses this word to this day.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Sissy bed: This is half of a queen bed.<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> I\u2019m pretty sure this is smaller than a twin bed.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Fizzdorf: feeling like you\u2019re stuck in a bottle of fizz, like shivering when you don\u2019t feel good.\u00a0 <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0Some peoples\u2019 reactions to the COVID vaccines have definitely suffered from fizzdorf.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dehydrinator: a water machine.<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> It probably should have been called a Hydrinator, I would think.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Anti-thermic: <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">very hot.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Danderbed: Anywhere a cat sleeps.<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> No explanation is needed for this word. This was created by my wife.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Imaginerate: This makes you imagine.<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> I had to imaginerate today in order to come up with something to write about.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And finally one of my own:<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Homonot: a typically misspelled word written by students &#8211; it looks right, but it\u2019s not.<\/span><\/i> <i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Examples of homonots would include frist (for what you do before second), gril (the opposite of boy), and stroy (a tale to be told).\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I am very curious why my spellchecker has not highlighted all of the words that I have written down as invented words. Feel free to dream up new words or share ones that you\u2019ve already created in your word notebook.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Andrew Clements wrote a book entitled <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Frindle<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. It\u2019s about a boy who makes up a word (Frindle) and decides not only to use it frequently but to get everyone else to use it. Eventually, it becomes a real word. Irregardless of that fictional story. Wouldn\u2019t it be cool if you dreamed up a word or bunch of words and they showed up in the next edition of Webster\u2019s Dictionary or got selected as Dictionary.com\u2019s word of the year?\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Maybe if I can dreamicate my written imaginerations well enough, by next X-Spring I will be a world-renowned lexicographer.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/dilbert-dictionary.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2558\" src=\"http:\/\/hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/dilbert-dictionary-300x135.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"135\" srcset=\"http:\/\/hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/dilbert-dictionary-300x135.gif 300w, http:\/\/hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/dilbert-dictionary-768x345.gif 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>X &#8211; X-Spring and more As I began to keep a writer\u2019s notebook, I decided to add a glossary section. 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