{"id":2442,"date":"2021-04-02T00:01:20","date_gmt":"2021-04-02T04:01:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/?p=2442"},"modified":"2021-04-05T17:37:29","modified_gmt":"2021-04-05T21:37:29","slug":"b-whats-in-the-bag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/?p=2442","title":{"rendered":"B &#8211; What&#8217;s in the bag?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/BB.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-2390\" src=\"http:\/\/hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/BB.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"98\" height=\"98\" srcset=\"http:\/\/hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/BB.jpg 200w, http:\/\/hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/BB-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 98px) 100vw, 98px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><b>B &#8211; What\u2019s in the Bag?<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/Dirty-laundry-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-2444 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/Dirty-laundry-1-300x266.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"161\" height=\"143\" srcset=\"http:\/\/hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/Dirty-laundry-1-300x266.jpg 300w, http:\/\/hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/Dirty-laundry-1-768x680.jpg 768w, http:\/\/hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/Dirty-laundry-1.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 161px) 100vw, 161px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">If there is one thing I hate doing, it\u2019s laundry. If I owned a washer and dryer, it might be easier to get my laundry done, but I don\u2019t. So every week or so I fill up a bag with laundry and trudge on down to the laundromat. It\u2019s so boring. I have better things to do.\u00a0 Most of the time I just start my laundry and leave. At some point, I come back, and if I\u2019m lucky and late some other customer got pissed off enough that I wasn\u2019t there and has taken my laundry out for me and dumped it on a table. The same thing goes for the dryer. I mean, who wants to wait in a laundromat for over 2 hours. Not me.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Things changed yesterday. I did my usual trip, brought my bag of laundry, threw the clothes in the machine, and left. I got delayed at the bar I frequent, so didn\u2019t return until 3 hours later. When I got there, there was no one in the place. My wet clothes which should have been either in a washing machine or thrown out on one of the tables were nowhere to be seen. However, I did notice my laundry bag in a corner, tucked in behind one of the dryers. I checked the bag and it was mine; no one else would put their laundry in a tie-dyed bag with a sign on it that said, \u201cIf found, please wash or burn\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Someone must have not only unloaded my clothes but then dried them, folded them neatly, and even wrapped them in separate packages of parcel paper. Not wanting to appear ungrateful, I wrote a thank you note and signed it with my first name. No need to give more information out than necessary.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The bag seemed a lot heavier than I thought it would be. It must have been due to the excess wrapping paper. When I got home I just threw the bag on a chair next to my bed and didn\u2019t give it another thought until this morning.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I dumped all of the packages onto my bed. The strange thing about it was that all the packages were pretty much the same size. I hadn\u2019t noticed that yesterday. I was beginning to get suspicious. I carefully unwrapped one of the top parcels and found it was a pair of my pants and t-shirt. However, to my surprise, the package underneath it did not contain any of my clothes. It contained a stack of $100 bills. In fact, 500 hundred of them. As I moved on to open other packages they pretty much all contained large stacks of money. When I was done, I had unpackaged, two shirts, one pair of pants, 6 pairs of socks, and $500,000.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I wasn\u2019t sure what to do next. Should I go back to the laundromat and return the bag with the money? Should I go back to the laundromat and try to retrieve the note I left and then keep the money? Should I report what I had found to the police?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><b>\u2026<\/b><b><i> to be continued in <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/?p=2446\">\u201cD &#8211; Decision to be made.\u201d<\/a><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>B &#8211; What\u2019s in the Bag? If there is one thing I hate doing, it\u2019s laundry. If I owned a washer and dryer, it might be easier to get my laundry done, but I don\u2019t. So every week or so &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/?p=2442\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[293,4,7],"tags":[298,299,67],"class_list":["post-2442","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-to-z-blog-challenge-2021","category-original-stories","category-story-writing","tag-a-to-z-blog-challenge-2021","tag-alone","tag-harvey-heilbrun"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2442","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2442"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2442\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2471,"href":"https:\/\/www.hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2442\/revisions\/2471"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}