{"id":1528,"date":"2019-04-09T00:10:16","date_gmt":"2019-04-09T04:10:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/?p=1528"},"modified":"2019-04-07T21:24:54","modified_gmt":"2019-04-08T01:24:54","slug":"whiplash-hchoo-are-you-getting-allergic-to-my-writing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/?p=1528","title":{"rendered":"Whiplash! &#8211; \u201cH\u201dchoo! Are you getting allergic to my writing?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Whiplash: An injury to the neck caused by an abrupt jerking motion of the head, either backward or forward; And in the case of writing or speaking, can be caused by a rapid change of topic without prior notice.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/ee92f4f7-d584-4fee-ab73-76179eba0160-16582-00000b67981a7f44.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-1422\" src=\"http:\/\/hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/ee92f4f7-d584-4fee-ab73-76179eba0160-16582-00000b67981a7f44-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"139\" height=\"139\" srcset=\"http:\/\/hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/ee92f4f7-d584-4fee-ab73-76179eba0160-16582-00000b67981a7f44-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/ee92f4f7-d584-4fee-ab73-76179eba0160-16582-00000b67981a7f44-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/ee92f4f7-d584-4fee-ab73-76179eba0160-16582-00000b67981a7f44.jpg 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 139px) 100vw, 139px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><b>Whiplash! &#8211; \u201cH\u201dchoo! Are you getting allergic to my writing?<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/hiccups.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-1530 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/hiccups-287x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"160\" height=\"167\" srcset=\"http:\/\/hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/hiccups-287x300.jpg 287w, http:\/\/hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/hiccups.jpg 468w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 160px) 100vw, 160px\" \/><\/a>A robber concerned he\u2019d be sick up<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Partook with a friend in a stickup<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">In that, he did fail<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And was sent off to jail<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">All because he could not stop a <\/span><b>hiccup<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Whiplash!<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/illustration-of-a-kid-boy-holding-spoon-eating-from-a-bow-and-talking-with-his-mouth-full-spitting-food-all-over-RRMP5W.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-1531 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/illustration-of-a-kid-boy-holding-spoon-eating-from-a-bow-and-talking-with-his-mouth-full-spitting-food-all-over-RRMP5W-200x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"121\" height=\"182\" srcset=\"http:\/\/hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/illustration-of-a-kid-boy-holding-spoon-eating-from-a-bow-and-talking-with-his-mouth-full-spitting-food-all-over-RRMP5W-200x300.jpg 200w, http:\/\/hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/illustration-of-a-kid-boy-holding-spoon-eating-from-a-bow-and-talking-with-his-mouth-full-spitting-food-all-over-RRMP5W-768x1150.jpg 768w, http:\/\/hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/illustration-of-a-kid-boy-holding-spoon-eating-from-a-bow-and-talking-with-his-mouth-full-spitting-food-all-over-RRMP5W-684x1024.jpg 684w, http:\/\/hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/illustration-of-a-kid-boy-holding-spoon-eating-from-a-bow-and-talking-with-his-mouth-full-spitting-food-all-over-RRMP5W.jpg 928w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 121px) 100vw, 121px\" \/><\/a>There once was a poor boy named Sonny<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Who talked with his mouth full of <\/span><b>honey<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He tried telling a joke<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Spit it out on his cloak.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Now honey on Sonny is funny.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Whiplash!<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The writer was losing his <\/span><b>hair<a href=\"http:\/\/hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/bald-forehead-clipart-26.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-1529 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/bald-forehead-clipart-26-240x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"154\" height=\"193\" srcset=\"http:\/\/hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/bald-forehead-clipart-26-240x300.jpg 240w, http:\/\/hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/bald-forehead-clipart-26.jpg 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 154px) 100vw, 154px\" \/><\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">As he tried to create with a flair<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He slowly went bald<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">As his writing had stalled<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Since the thoughts that he had weren\u2019t there.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Whiplash!<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">There are times when ideas just don\u2019t happen, and you have to resort to limericks. What do you do when you are out of ideas to write about?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Till next time\u2026 \u201cI\u201d hope he does better next time!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whiplash: An injury to the neck caused by an abrupt jerking motion of the head, either backward or forward; And in the case of writing or speaking, can be caused by a rapid change of topic without prior notice. Whiplash! &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/?p=1528\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[156,4,7],"tags":[70,67,167],"class_list":["post-1528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-to-z-blog-challenge-2019","category-original-stories","category-story-writing","tag-a-to-z-blog-challenge","tag-harvey-heilbrun","tag-limericks"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1528","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1528"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1528\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1532,"href":"https:\/\/www.hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1528\/revisions\/1532"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hdhstory.net\/Storyblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}